The Mishaps of Having Contacts...

(WARNING; CONTAINS MY AWESOME WRITING (also my not so awesome writing) WEAR SUNGLASSES TO PREVENT AWESOME-BLINDING(Don't really wear sunglasses while trying to read) )
Last week I got contacts. It has been an adventure. Here, in this blog, you are going to get top-secret info on the common(and not so common) fall-backs of wearing contacts.
Though I'm sure they do it differently at other eye doctors, when I first got my contacts, I was given a schedule on how many hours I need to wear my contacts. Four hours for the first two days, six hours for day three and four, then eight hours for day five and six and for the rest, ten hours.
Sounds easy, right? Well it kind of is. But not. First of all, you have to remember when you put them in. Well actually, first of all you have to remember to put them in. Then you have to take in to account that you might not be home when you need to take them out.
If you aren't at home, you have to remember (yeah I know, a lots of remembering) to bring your contacts case and the solution. And if your like me, you'll want a quiet bathroom with a large mirror.
Another thing is, if you do get contacts, make sure you're not a klutz. I personally didn't think I was a klutz but today I found out otherwise.. As I was trying to poke out my eye (formally know as putting in your contacts) I blinked and in all of a sudden: it dropped. My contact. So all of a sudden, a simple thing (or not so simple?) like putting in my contacts was very scary thing. Where could have it gone? Didn't they tint it blue so I could see it? What good does it do? Apparently not that much. Because I stood there freaking out. I did find it. Under the sink's spout. I wonder how it got there. Maybe the story about contacts having legs its true? Who knows?
And then there's the problem of mistaken identity. I have been telling people this: Grace is the one without glasses, I'm the one with. Now I have contacts and people are getting confused. Its like losing my braces all over.
So I'm sure there's more but I have to go.
Signing off