What's the sped of dark?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him you plans for the day.
A toddler's motto:
What's mine is mine. What's yours is mine. What I gave to you is still mine.
why do doctors call their work 'practice'?
Why do we wash bath towels? If we're not clean when we use them, what was the point of the bath?
You know you've had to much caffeine when you can sneeze with your eyes open
If you want to be a leader, just go the speed limit on a two-lane road.
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