Wii Skills (Or not...)

(WARNING: THIS MAY CONTAIN FABRICATIONS AND EXAGGERATIONS. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK)

So this Christmas, as a family, we got a Wii. We also got three games: Wii Resort, Wii Sports and Mario Kart. After all our gifts were open, we rushed to set it up. After a few mishaps, cat fights and exploding cords (just kidding :] ) we settled on the couch to do the 'easy' task of making miis. It went well, besides a few problems. I got to pick what we played first. I, naturally, choose Wii Resort, the only one I was good at. It was smooth sailing from there.
Not. On our first attempts the disk was inserted backwards. For the longest time we couldn't figure out what was the matter. Then some brilliant person (We forgot who but I'm pretty sure it was me) pointed out that the disk was in wrong. I fixed that and we got started on our 'easy and fun-filled experience with the Wii.' NOT.
For starters, the wii was picking up the signal from our remotes and when it did, it went cra-zy! Then we found out that some of the games we wanted to play were one-player games. And when we did pick a game (canoeing) I stunk at it. I lost all four rounds. But that's okay because next we played sword fight and I WON! No, I am not bragging...well, maybe a little... Anyways, after I played against everyone (and won) we played basketball.
Once again, I stunk. My ball never went close to the hoop, much less in it. So I just read while they played that game.
After awhile, Grace and Chosen were tired of Wii resort. So they voted to play Mario Kart. How to describe it? Or better ye,t how to describe my performance? One word.
Wow.
Not wow as in: "Wow, she's so good!" It was more along the lines of : "Wow, how do you do so bad?" Needless to say, I lost every single race. So I handed my remote to my mom (and its sad when the person who doesn't even know how to hold the remote is better than you...) and went upstairs. No, not to pout. You guys have a really low opinion of me.... Thanks
As I was saying, I went upstairs and got the Iphone. Just to use as a Ipod. And I played wicked-cool music, such as Mission Impossible, Real Gone (from Cars) a lot of NewsBoy's songs...Basically a bunch of cool, fast music. It was a lots of fun! Then we crashed from all the sugar we had eaten.....
All in all, it was fun.....
( Most OR ALL OF THE ABOVE CONTENT IS SOMEWHAT TRUE. NOT EVERYTHING WRITTEN HAPPENED. AH, POETIC LICENSE, I love you)